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What's your favorite stupid joke?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:09

What's your favorite stupid joke?

A young man walks into a doctor's office and the doctor says, “Son, you need to stop masturbating.”

And the frog says, “I've got this terrible wart on my ass!”

Very concerned, the young man manages to ask, “But, but why?!”

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

And the doctor responds, “Because otherwise I'll never be able to complete your examination!”

A guy walks into a doctor's office with a frog on his head and the doctor says, “What seems to be the problem?”